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Tuesday, March 03, 2009
grammar rules, okay?
Most writers believe they've arrived after they incorrectly master the semi-colon; fortunately, I am not like them.
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Sunday, September 14, 2008
frightful puns
Q: What do you get when someone throws a container of eye mascara at you?
A: Cosmetic damage.
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Dig Out Your Soul
"All the songs are wrote, this record's gonna be fuckin' rockin'. There's no acoustic on it, man. We rehearsed about 10 tunes before coming in. Three are mine. Some are Noel's, some are Gem's, some are Andy's. We're there for a long time, so we just keep pickin' em off the tree, man. Some are sounding really fucking heavy, and then we're picking some out, and you go, 'Well that doesn't sit with that, right.' So we just keep moving about. We've got plenty of songs. We're not gonna go bored."
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Saturday, May 24, 2008
Bogma
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Thursday, May 15, 2008
Bog you very much
Bog: "I feel as if there's an incubus weighing down on me. I guess the feeling could be due to the steroids I've been on all week. Or maybe it's just emotional boggage. Who can say?"
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Thursday, April 24, 2008
an atoll in the sky
Bog: "Hello everyone. My heartiest wishes to one and all of you."
"I had a wonderful time these past two days. I was taken into the firmament, drifted over sheer precipice, and shown a bird's eye view of the land from an eyrie in the clouds. My legs careened forth in the strong breeze, which ruffled my hair and clothes and teased the air-device I was strapped to."
"So, you're probably curious what I did. Well, I dunno about you humans, but we bogs call it 'para-glading'."
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Monday, April 21, 2008
down and out
Bog: "Yeah I've noticed as well. I haven't been able to keep up with my promised daily quota of writing. I've been totally swamped with work you see."
"But now I'm free once again."
"Free as a bog."
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Thursday, April 17, 2008
how to contact a bog
Bog: "I'd love to hear what you humans have to say about my thoughts and innermost desires that I reveal unto all on this page. So, if you have any feedback or comments to offer, you can wreck havoc on the 'comments' page or mail me at bog@bog.bog."
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